"Hey Rick, I have this dude named Obama who
has a jet that can turn into a helicopter. It's
awesome!"
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"Sounds like Chumlee's been watching Star Wars
again."
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"I'll check it out, Chumlee, but a jet that
turns into a helicopter sounds pretty farfetched to me."
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"Rick Harrison? I'm Barack Obama. I have some
Ospreys I'm interested in unload...(er)...moving today."
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"'Ospreys?' Are those the jets that can turn
into helicopters? What's up with that?"
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"Some of my predecessors in my job
stuck...umm....LEFT me with them . I have to use them to
lower the deficit."
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"I've put out money for a couple of planes in
the past, but I need to see one of these Ospreys. Did you
bring one?"
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"I have one in the parking lot. Let me show it
to you."
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"Okay, Mr. Obama, I've seen your Osprey. We
might be interested in a few of them. What do you want to
do, pawn them or sell them?"
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"I would like to sell them, Rick. I would be
willing to take twenty-five for the whole bunch."
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"First, I have to ask you something. This
turning into a helicopter and back to a jet. Does that
really work?"
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"Well....uh....sometimes."
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"'Sometimes?' Okay, Mr. Obama, I think I get
it now. Sure, I can go twenty-five hundred for the
Ospreys."
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"Um, Rick? I meant I want 25 BILLION
for the Ospreys."
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"Hey, thanks for coming in, Mr. Obama. Good
luck."
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